Captain's Log 2054 - Day 755
As I float along in this spaceship it occurs to me how delicious my crew suddenly appears. Their legs suddenly appear to be cartoon turkey legs and their arms cartoon chicken wings. Their entire body is a giant cartoon chicken.
Captain's Log 2054 - Day 756
I ate one of my crew today. He was an asshole and nobody like him, so it was fine. I think I may have given myself some strange space disease, but it was worth it. He was delicious.
Captain's Log 2054 - Day 757
I suddenly feel the urge to pledge my allegiance to the reptilian space lord Othlulu.
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