Renowned world scientist Buck Stone has successfully created
mini human brains in a laboratory setting.
“At first my goal was to create a race of tiny blue humans
that would live among us. I would be their king and they would be my sex
slaves.” remarked the infinitely handsome Mr. Stone.
“But then I realized that they would eventually just turn
into a bunch of blue gold diggers, dragging my ass down for the next 18 years.
So I had to figure out a new use for them…” Mr. Stone eloquently stated, as if
he were an intergalactic sex symbol.
As Mr. Stone puzzled to find a new use for the mini brains,
it ultimately dawned on him. Why not turn them into “that delicious trash food
we pass off as healthy.”
You can now find these human mini brains at your local sushi
shop. Keep in mind that there are obviously side effects to consuming this
highly toxic unnatural dish. But the bitter aftertaste and the aroma of sea
lion dung make it well worth it.
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